Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims & Alara Branwen – An Audiobook Review



Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this audiobook are very explicit in nature. It’s not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Listen at your own risk.

Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.

It does.

Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.


Author/s: Christie Sims and Alara Branwen

Narrator: Pepper Laramie

Publisher: Dragon Style Press

Run Time: 38 mins

Audio Release Date: 20/11/2013

My Rating of ‘Taken by the T-Rex’: 2 out of 5

Purchase: Audible UKAudible US



Wow … as if the very first handful of words don’t just sell this book to you right off the bat.

I’ll start off by saying that I bought this as a gift for a friend who then, as part of the gift said that I had to not only listen to it, but review it on my blog. I honestly can’t believe that I am about to review Dinosaur erotica on my blog. The shame is real. The uncontrollable laughter and sinking to his knees with tears in his eyes because I had ‘broken him’ was totally worth the shame of reviewing this on my blog, though! Frighteningly, he went off to show everyone around our workplace, proudly telling them I’d gotten him the best birthday present ever!

I’m amazed to say that this book wasn’t actually as bad as I expected it to be. Obviously with the absolutely ludicrous plot-line that featured humans living alongside dinosaurs, I expected it to be utter garbage. Even worse than garbage when a T-rex decides he’d rather have sex with a human female than eat her.

But it isn’t terrible. It’s by no means great, but not as bad as I, and no doubt every other person expects it to be.

The writing is strange. Strange because the author only seems capable of describing a dinosaur as a ‘Big Lizard’. Yet she can describe a penis or a vagina in five or six different ways. Heck, her main character even knows the concept of ‘fore and aft’ … yea, intelligent beyond her time period (which to be fair, she totally shouldn’t exist in any way) but totally incapable of using ANY other word to describe a dinosaur. That, along with the painfully monotonous narration (I mean SERIOUSLY! If you can’t get excited to narrate dinosaur erotica, then what can you get excited for?). The narrator (Pepper Laramie) seems to exclusively narrate erotica. I can only imagine the legions of bland erotica on audible. It’s a good job the book is only 38 mins long as her narration would have put me to sleep if it was any longer.

I would say that you’re probably better off buying the book version … but, let’s be honest, you probably aren’t any better off.

Back to the book.

The sex scene, as you can no doubt imagine, between the T-rex and the woman is incredibly awkward. So much so that I’m glad it only lasts for four minutes. Thank the Lord that T-rex doesn’t have any stamina. If anyone is curious as to the ins and outs (pun intended) of T-rex on lady intercourse, don’t hesitate to get in touch either via the comment section or, if you are ashamed to be seen to ask in public, via my contact page.

All in all, not as horrible as I expected but not the sort of thing I’d recommend to anyone unless, like me, you are buying it as a gag gift. 

On a side note; I’m going to go and scrub myself clean with wire wool. I feel dirty.

23 thoughts on “Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims & Alara Branwen – An Audiobook Review

  1. Lol!😂😂😂 4 minutes out of 38, was she Dino sore afterwards?🤣

    Hhhmm…..you’d have really thought that the narrator would be excited and put some effort into it, a bit of oomph and a bang.😂

    You probably feel dirty because you listened to the book and hopefully you didn’t catch anything from the T-Rex, who knows what diseases dinosaurs have.😜

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    1. Her exact thoughts were ‘That thing is going to split me half’.

      I mean, really! I’d have over-acted like a pro if I was reading that. I’d have thrown a few whimpers in, made some splooshing sounds with my mouth, the whole nine yards.

      Seeing as how I did this, you need to read one of Chuck Tingle’s short stories and review it on your blog … perhaps ‘Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire in Ass’?

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      1. Well, Dinosaurs were supposed to have small brains, I guess with thoughts like that we can tell that they don’t have small other appendages!

        Hhhmmm….I think I will pass! I did a Dr. Chuck Tingle fun and inappropriate covers post, a tingleverse edition, that was bad enough, I mean, the titles, the covers, no need to actually read the words!

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  2. Hahaha this was the most fun post ever. T Rex didn’t have stamina, then men can’t hope much… 😂 😂 Strange love happening on your blog, eh?
    Hahaha I can’t seem to stop laughing to formulate my thoughts. I think my friend Nicole, the bookworm drinketh would love to read this. So far I have read moose and human, bear and human, and badger and human but they were kind of shapeshifters… 😂 Yours has won the game of animal love 😂😂😂😂😂
    So glad your friend made you review this literary award winning book. Man, you have the best luck with reviewing..er.. Listening to the best books…
    Keep putting up such fun pieces, I didn’t know you had such fabulous sense of humor… This was simply awesome

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    1. Haha thank you 😂 I’m glad you enjoyed the review a little more than I did the book. Its a very cheap audio book and fairly cheap short story on the kindle. So if you want to unleash your inner beast, it won’t break the bank.

      This just might be my last dive into the beast love pond, though 😂

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    1. Genuinely a little shocked that stuff like this exists. If you want to see some of the strangest book titles (and blurbs) know the humankind, search ‘Chuck Tingle’ on Amazon. Don’t think I am brave enough for those.

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  3. Ok, I have questions:

    How big are those dinosaurs? I have trouble imagining^^ I probably shouldn’t but hey, this is super intriguing 🤣

    Like are those human-sized T-Rex? Or are they massive but their dongs are human-sized? 🧐 I could imagine them being mean & angry all the time then 🤣

    Thanks for the review!!

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    1. From what I could gather they weren’t full-sized T-Rex. This purely because tge author claimed she could keep up with the slow-running creature. Speed is notging to a T-rex. A human should not be able to keep up purely due to the length of its stride. After a while we should tire … but then ‘should’ means nothing in this novel.

      The T-Rex is supposedly big, big enough to pick her up with ease. His dong is also 2 feet long and she was terrified of being split in two. When spreading herself wide didn’t help she wrapped her whole body around it to create fiction 😂 the only way I can visualise it is to imagine she is the cardboard cylinder part of a toilet/kitchen roll and the T-Rex is a very desperate man 😂

      I hope those visions help you and don’t send your brain to a shuddering stop of filth and shame 😂

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      1. 😀 😀 omg, THANK you for explaining 😀 I guess that her organs just all jumped to the side to make it happen ahahaha

        I kinda want to read this now!

        Can the T-Rex talk? Or does it just grunt? 😀 😀

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      2. Nope, it doesn’t talk (thankfully) 😂 the must upsetting part was, when I finished, being suggested more titles by the author from audible (Taken by the Orc, Sacrificed to the Demon, Orc Gangbang … to name but a few 😂).

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